Dubs lay the smack down
February 5, 2009 by Slicker · Leave a Comment
Wow. Just when you think the dubs couldn’t be any worse, they come out and ass rape the Suns. The Suns sure looked like shit out there. Sure, the Warriors hit their first 5 3’s in route to a quick 17-2 lead and putting up 43 in the first quarter, but even after that, the Warriors kept piling it on.
The Suns look fucking terrible. Their defense is worse than the Warriors and their offense looks equally as bad. And to all the Suns fans that were out preaching how bad you were going to pound the Warriors on the espn boards before the game, must not remember watching them play us the past few years in Oakland, where we have fucking owned the Suns. As many positives as there are to talk about the Warriors (like Jacko’s triple double and big games by Buike & Crawford), our 16 wins just doesn’t justify me to go into much detail about our success.
The Suns on the other hand, a team that is suppose to be a western powerhouse is quickly looking like a first round exit playoff team. They are going to get demolished by any of the good teams in the west. I know the Warriors are much better at home than they are on the road and we will likely see that on Friday, when these 2 teams meet again, but if the Suns can’t beat the Warriors on their home court, they should just quit, because that would be fucking sad.
Warriors get fuckin smashed by Mavs
January 29, 2009 by Slicker · Leave a Comment
Well, last night was no fun. The Warriors have a rare nationally televised game on ESPN and they come out looking like a bunch of fucking bums. The dubs decided to take the night off when it came to playing defense and on offense you see a lot of 1 on 1 with no ball movement.
Needless to say, the Warriors got blasted by the Dallas Mavericks, a team that I deeply despise and was really hoping to put up a battle against. No one played well for the Warriors while the entire Mavericks team looked like a bunch of studs.
The only good news is the that 1 of their 3 tough road games is now finished. The next one, Friday night in another nationally televised game is against the New Orleans Hornets. I expect much of the same results as last night. Come on Blake Griffen!!!!
Do you believe!?!
October 2, 2008 by Slicker · Leave a Comment
Dubs Basketball… Baby
Wow… do you people realize how close bball season is? It is right around the f’n corner baby! I am so fired up! I am a little nervous that my man Monta can’t ride a moped, what a dumbshit. But, lets just hope he makes a full recovery and gets back to form quick!
I’m feeling rather optimistic… right now… so lets take a little look at what we have going on.
Position Rundown:
Point Guard: Well, this is definitely not going to be our strength, with Monta out, the job is handed to C.J. Watson, Marcus Williams, and Dan Dickau. That is not the most intimidating trio of point guards I have seen. Lets hope Marcus Williams really raises the bar and is one of those pleasant surprise players. As of now though, If I had to rank the point guard position, it would be a 5/10.
Shooting Guard: Well, not sure who exactly our shooting guards are in a Don Nelson lineup, but lets just say Marco Belinelli, which has always been a super summer league star, lets hope he can show up this year and contribute. Cory Maggette, I think C Mag is going to have a great year with the dubs, he is motivated, he doesn’t have to play for Dunleavy anymore, and is going to get a lot of shots. I like Cory.
Small Forward: Stephen Jackson will likely be playing the 2/3 with Maggette, of course Capt. Jack is the leader of this team and lets hope he plays as well in the beginning of this year, as he did in lasts. Kelenna Azubuike should be solid, good d and some tough scoring… plus, the x-factor Anthony Randolph, who knows if Nelson is going to play him or what, but damn, the boy looked good in Summer league. I’m hoping the kid impresses in training camp and gets into some games early in the season to establish himself as the real deal.
Power Forward:Al Harington apparently lost a bunch of weight this off-season, which is a good thing, he usually has a big ‘ol ass and can’t get off the ground. Lets hope he is a little more athletic and his inside game has improved. He supposedly worked on his inside game all summer, so lets see. Brandon Wright is another baller who is going to be a big question mark. He looked good in his limited action last year, lets just hope he gets some minutes and turns out to be as good as we all had hoped. Richard Hendrix, the boy looks big and strong, but again, doubt Nelson will give him much p.t. especially with the fact the dubs are always playing small ball.
Center: Andris Biedrins, I’m glad they locked up my boy, I think Biedrins is a great young center and I am glad we have him locked in at a good price. I hope he gets a little more minutes this year, maybe 35ish a game, I think that would go a long ways to helping the dubs win more games. I’m also pleased with the addition of Ronnie Turiaf as the backup center. I think he will be solid and a serious upgrade when Andris is on the bench.
Off-Season Contracts:
Cory Maggette (5yr. 50mil): At first I shrugged and was confused. Baron just opted out… there were reports that Mullin was offering everyone and anyone big huge contracts… then Maggette was signed. At first I thought it was desperation, that it was rushed, but after taking some time to digest, it looks like a legit deal. Cory can get to the line, we all know that, and that is something that the dubs could never do (Baron could but he can’t make his free-throws). Maggette is going to give the dubs a player that can literally stop the opponents momentum in just a couple times down the floor. The ability to get to the line and stop the flow is key, and he does it as good as anyone in the league. I like this deal, 10 mil a year for a proven scorer is not overpaying.
Monta Ellis (6yr 66mil): Ellis is key, I really hope he makes a quick recovery and gets back on the floor. He is so much fun to watch, so explosive and utterly unstoppable with that mid-range game. Monta is the future of the dubs, there is no doubt about it, he is only going to get better as he gets bigger/stronger. Monta is going to be an all-star year in year our in only a matter of another couple seasons. (probably would have began this year if he was healthy). I’m anticipating, maybe not this year, but next year he will be averaging 25+ a night.
Andris Biedrins (6 year 63mil incentive deal):Can’t recall the exact facts but I know I saw them at one point, and the incentives are not easily obtainable (some are). Either Way, for less than 10 million a year the dubs have a legit center for the next 6 years, gotta love it. Beidrins was also named Captain this year w/ Captain Jack. I think thats a pretty nice reward for the 22 year old baby center.
Ronnie Turiaf (4 year 17 mil): Solid, helps the dubs, hurts the fakers. Ronnie will play a key role in a lot of games for the warriors. This was an important deal and again, 4 mil a year is not a lot of money for a quality big man.
Projections
I think the Warriors are going to be decent this year, not great, not terrible. The loss of Monta and a huge amount of road games in the beginning of the year will make it tough for us. However, looking to the future I see a bright road, mainly because, I like our young core, but I also like that many other teams in the Western Conference are running out of time.
The Mavericks, the Spurs, the Rockets, the Nuggets, the Suns, these teams are on and going to be on the decline starting this year going forward. The Mavs, they are not what they use to be and are probably going to have to shake that team up here shortly. The Spurs aren’t getting any younger, I don’t see them sustaining their run much longer, they will begin to dip. The Rockets, there aren’t going to be many more years of tracy/yao combo, its obviously not working if they can’t get out of the first round of the playoffs. The Nuggets, this team is already over the salary cap, again another team that can at best barely make the playoffs but can’t get out of first round. The Suns, with Nash getting up in years, Shaq on his last legs, I don’t see them being what they were and don’t see much brightness for the future. All of these teams are going to suffer.
In the meantime, the dubs will be young, they will have some cap room coming up with Foyles numbers coming off the books shortly, plus Jacko and Harrington’s contracts expiring soon. Lets hope that our young guys develop and can take on the bigger roles as we move into the future. Andris, Monta, Turiaf, these type of guys will have to be the leaders… and I think they will. I think the dubs will finish right around .500 this year and will be in a playoff hunt.
Warriors Waive Kosta Perovic
September 18, 2008 by Slicker · Leave a Comment
The Warriors cut ties with the Serbian Kosta Perovic last week. When Kosta was drafted the espn analysts were saying he had a chance to be the next Z… which obviously never happened. Not sure how many minutes Kosta even logged with the dubs, but it doesn’t really matter, he was not part of the future, especially now that Beidrins is locked in long-term and super sub Ronnie Turiaf can fill in the backup center position.
Kosta will likely be heading back overseas where he will probably be the man. I’m sure he will rack in good money, live in a mansion and live much more comfortably than 95% of Americans. Thanks for nothing Kosta! You big fat flop.

