Giants crush doyers behind Lincecum, take 2 of 3

April 30, 2009 by Doyers Suck · 16 Comments 

The Giants crushed the doyers 9-4 Wednesday night.

The Giants crushed the doyers 9-4 Wednesday night.

 

Tim Lincecum pitched 7+ innings and the Giants offense erupted for 15 hits as the Giants crushed the doyers 9-4. Molina went off with 4 hits, including a rare triple. Lincecum had it working from the get go, as it only took him 5 pitches to get through the first inning.

Juan Pierre is a fucking joke in centerfield. He hits and throws like a girl and didn’t get a good jump on a ball all night.

The Giants took 2 of 3 from the doyers to partially atone for getting swept in LA earlier this year. Now they have the Rockies coming into town beginning Friday.

Sharks killed by Anaheim, season over

April 28, 2009 by Doyers Suck · 1 Comment 

The Sharks lost 4-1 to the Ducks last night, ending their playoff hopes, 4 games to 2. The Sharks were a collosal bust given that they were the #1 seed entering the playoffs and had the best record in the NHL.

This was our first legitimate shot at a Bay Area title in quite some time and now it’s gone. Don’t know what the Sharks need to do in the offseason to improve, but they better do it. This sucks.

The Sharks are now dead.

The Sharks are now dead.

Crabtree falls to #10, Niners quickly draft him

April 26, 2009 by Doyers Suck · Leave a Comment 

Michael Crabtree is now a Niner after they selected him with the 10th pick in the draft

Michael Crabtree is now a Niner after they selected him with the 10th pick in the draft

As the Niners waited for their turn to draft and teams made their selections, it came upon the Raiders turn to draft. The Raiders, like the Niners, desperately need a playmaking receiver. So it was pretty much a lock that the Raiders would take the draft’s best playmaking receiver, Michael Crabtree out of Texas Tech right? Wrong. Mastermind (that was sarcastic) Al Davis, who always has a hardon for speedsters, drafted a receiver out of Maryland that I’ve never heard of who is the fastest guy in the draft, but has many question marks surrounding him.
With the 8th and 9th selections belonging to teams that had more pressing needs than wide receiver, Crabtree was available when the Niners selected at 10. It took them about 1 minute to decide that they had gotten lucky and a wide receiver widely expected to be drafted in the top 5 should be drafted.
Now the Niners have the playmaking wide receiver that they have lacked since T.O. was shipped off for nothing about 6 years ago.  I love this pick! This is exactly what the offense needs…. well, besides someone to actually throw it to Crabtree.
The Niners traded their 2nd and 4th round selections this year to Carolina for their 1st round selection next year, which means the Niners will have 2 first rounders next year. Hopefully Carolina is awful this year and that pick is an early first rounder, but I wouldn’t hold my breath as Carolina is expected to go to the playoffs this year. Hopefully Jake Delhomme and Steve Smith get arrested for having child porn on their computers and miss the season.

Giants sweep Padres with offensive outburst

April 23, 2009 by Doyers Suck · Leave a Comment 

The Giants offense busted out for 1 entire run on Wednesday to support Barry Zito’s dominating 7 inning effort as the Giants beat the San Diego Padres 1-0 in 10 innings. The Giants swept a 2 game series from the Padres, which is partial payback for the Padres 3 game sweep of the Giants earlier this month.

The Giants had a nice 4-1 homestand and now are 6-2 at home and 0-6 on the road. The Giants are off Thursday, have a 3 game road trip in Arizona and then come home to face the doyers.

The pitching was stellar on this homestand, only allowing 5 runs in the 5 games. Hopefully the Giants start hitting soon, because right now they look horrible on offense.

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