Warriors beat the shitty Clips
January 26, 2009 by Slicker · Leave a Comment
After 3 straight shitty defeats, the Warriors finally got to play someone even worse than they are… the Clippers. Now, the Clippers are missing Baron Davis, Marcus Campy, The German Polar Bear, and Zach ‘I Smoke Crack’ Randolph. Needless to say, if we lose to the clippers minus all of these guys, we are fucking terrible. They had only 8 guys at the game, it was nuts, their bench was literally empty.
This was Monta’s second game of the season and it didn’t look as good as his one vs the Cavs. He did hit a 3 and have a nice finish at the basket in the first few minutes of the game, but besides that, he didn’t do much. He can’t play defense at all. It’s almost funny watching people like Jason Hart go right around him. I know he has only played in 2 games and trust me, I’m pretty fucking fired up he is back, but over this next off-season he needs to learn how to play defense and stay healthy.
Maggette came off the bench last night, again, and I do like that. I never thought in a million years Nelson would actually bring him off the bench (despite thinking he should when we signed him) just because he makes 10 mil a year and probably wants to play a lot, however, it has worked out nicely, I like having him come in off the bench, he is kinda a stud out there going against reserves and what not. He usually can get a better match up and just dominate.
So the dubs wrapped up their homestand with a nice solid blow-out win over the Clippers. The Warriors finished 4-3 on the homestand, losing to the Cavs by 1, the Thunder by 2, and the Kings by 2. It easily could have been a 7-0 homestand, but oh well.
Warriors playing the Mavs on Thursday, on ESPN. Should be a great game, too bad it won’t have the same feeling as last year or the year before.
Warriors lose at buzzer… again.
January 26, 2009 by Slicker · Leave a Comment
Man, these losses are fucking to swallow. Imagine if we were in a playoff hunt or something like that and we had these types of losses. The Warriors on Friday night loss to Lebron James and the Cavs in a great game. I was coming back from a business trip and was fricken driving like a mad man to get home to watch Monta’s debut.
Speaking of Monta’s debut, it was that bad, I was so happy to actually see him out there playing. Of course, his defense didn’t get any better and throw in a ankle injury, and its next to pathetic. But, he still showed flashed of Monta Ellis that we all love. He had a great give and go with Capt. Jack and had a couple of other great finishes around the basket. At least I know what he has been doing in the off-season… getting tattoo’s. His arms are all tatted up now and I’m pretty sure I saw it say his name on one arm, plus a big letter ‘M’ and ‘E’ on the back of each arm. I guess he likes himself…
Well, back to the game, the Dubs played good again (like they usually do at home), but fucking man child freak Lebron James is just too much and of course, with the Warriors up 1, 6 seconds left, LBJ hits a fuckin 19 footer at the horn to win it for the Cavs. Fuck Lebron, the fucking man beast. Its pretty much not ever fair, just like in NBA 2k9 when teams play the Cavs, give it bron, hold down bron, and run in circles until he can get a dunk. He’s fucking gay.
Guess who’s back?
January 23, 2009 by Slicker · Leave a Comment
I never thought I would see the day! Monta motha fuckin Ellis is back! I really don’t give a damn if we get blown out, if he goes 2-15, or if he has 12 turnovers. I just want him to look healthy, STAY healthy, and bring some inspiration to his teammates. Monta is penciled in to start the game tonight against the LBJ and the Cavaliers.
Its a big night, I can not fucking wait to watch this game. This is now, the biggest game of the year. Even though we suck, even though we aren’t going to make any playoffs this year, I just want to see something for the future, see something that makes me believe again, because I have lost all faith in our team, in our management and its tough to be optimistic.
Anyways, Warriors Cavs tonight, Monta is suppose to start, lets see how this shit goes down!
Biedrins injured - Dubs lose
January 22, 2009 by Slicker · Leave a Comment
Apparently Andris Biedrins woke up yesterday morning with a sprained wrist… which only brings up the question… was he spanking it? I don’t think he was. I’m pretty sure Andris has a super hot wife and if he doesn’t, he is going to. Andris is the man, the man the Warriors needed last night in their terribad loss to the fucking Oklahoma City Thunder.
There are a lot of bad teams in the league, but come on Warriors… that’s twice now that we have loss to that garbage team. I mean are we seriously that shitty? Are we seriously a bottom feeder in this league? What the fuck happened! We won 48 motha fuckin games last year and now this!?@! This is some shit, the dubs need to pull their heads out of their fucking asses and give us some hope. What happens if Monta comes back and we still suck, then what?
Even though the Thunder banked in a turn around 20 footer to win the game, still a team like that shouldn’t even be sniffing us that late in the game. It was a disappointing loss, a loss that hurts me inside, a loss that only a few beers can fix. Jackson led the dubs with 29 points while Russell Westbrook led the Thunder with 30. Both good news since they are both on one of my fantasy basketball teams.
