Niners make me sick; lose to lowly Seahawks

October 28, 2008 by Doyers Suck 

The 49ers picked up where they left off on Sunday, losing to the Seahawks 34-13 and making people physically sick.

Between the turnovers and lack of a pass rush, this guy had seen enough. I don't blame him.

Between the turnovers and lack of a pass rush, this guy had seen enough. I don't blame him.

On Sunday the 49ers accomplished the following:

1. Lost their 5th game in a row

2. Started the Mike Singletary era by laying a huge egg

3. Benched their quarterback

4. Lost to a team who’s quarterback is Seneca Wallace

5. Lost by 21points to the last place team in the division at home

6. Made people sick

JTO continued his ways by throwing 2 interceptions and losing a fumble. His play was so bad that even after 13 beers I still remembered his shitty play.

As bad as the Niners played, they were actually in the game late in the first half. Trailing 13-3, they had driven down into Seahawks territory. JTO proceeded to throw an interception to a wide open defender who ran it back 75 yards down the sideline for a TD. Instead of the Niners closing the game to 13-10 or at least 13-6, it was now 20-3 at halftime and the game was basically over.

The pass rush sucked and got no pressure on perrenial backup Seneca Wallace.

Thank God the Niners can’t lose this week……they have a bye. This will be the first week they don’t lose since September 21st.

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One Response to “Niners make me sick; lose to lowly Seahawks”

  1. Crime Time on October 29th, 2008 9:08 pm

    I hate football! Go Warriors!

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