Manny traded to doyers! How’s this for a 3-way!
July 31, 2008 by Doyers Suck · 3 Comments
The love/hate relationship between the Red Sux and Manny Ramirez will now be purely a hate relationship. Bay Area Scores has learned that the Red Sux have traded Manny to the…………..doyers! OH NO!
Jason Bay is going to Boston as part of the deal and the Pittsburgh Pirates get four minor leaguers as part of the three-way deal.
Doyers complete 3-way deal for Manny.
Andy LaRoche and pitcher Bryan Morris, in addition to Red Sox prospects, will go to Pittsburgh.
We can only hope that Manny follows the lead of other big money signings that have joined the doyers and gets hurt. At least we have a new left fielder to taunt from the bleachers at Giants games.
Giants complete worst month of the season so far with another punchless performance
July 31, 2008 by Doyers Suck · 1 Comment
Well, after playing better than expected the first couple months of the season, the Giants are showing us why all of the “experts” picked the Giants to lose over 100 games. The Giants completed an 8-16 July by getting shutout by the doyers for the second straight night, 4-0. The Giants are now a season-high 19 games under .500 and haven’t hit a home run in 8 games! They are hitting .224 over their last 29 games and just flat out suck. I’ve seen more runs at a Taco Bell. I’ve seen more scoring at an 8th grade dance.
The doyers scored their 4 runs early thanks to a pair of rbi singles from Russell Martin and an rbi double by 84 year-old Jeff Kent. I hate Kent.
84 year old Jeff Kent doubled in a run and scored to help the doyers.
We’re getting shut down too frequently,” Bochy said, stating the obvious after the doyers right-hander Chad Billingsley pitched a five-hitter for his first career shutout.
Speculation increased that the Giants are considering trading catcher Bengie Molina to Florida for first baseman Mike Jacobs, although the Marlins reportedly could be busy with a three-way deal involving Boston and Pittsburgh that would bring them Red Sox slugger and asshole Manny Ramirez.
Asked if all members of the 25-man roster would make the trip to San Diego for the Giants’ next series, Bochy responded affirmatively.
One Giant with much to ponder during the short bus ride was Dirty Sanchez (8-7), who didn’t last more than 5 1/3 innings in any of his July starts. He worked just four innings against the doyers, who scored a run in the first inning and three more in the third.
Sanchez continued to insist that he’s not fatigued, although his 123 innings are 2 2/3 short of his professional career high.
“I didn’t have it today, but I’m not tired,” he said.
Bochy was more concerned with Sanchez’s poor control. Of the four doyers Sanchez walked, three of them scored.
“The walks killed him today,” Bochy said, once again stating the obvious.
Master of the obvious, Bruce Bochy.
A’s Swept by… K.C…. are you fucking kidding me?
Way to blow all your trade value on Tibetan hookers Street!
The Oakland Athletics have been on an absolute terror of late! A smoking 2 - 10 since the All-Star break and a game under .500 for the first time since April 6th!
Huston Street lost another for the A’s today, as they were swept by the worst baseball franchise of all time, the Kansas City Royals. The A’s lost 4-3 Wesdnesday afternoon after the A’s tied it up late in the game. Ladies man, Brad Ziegler pitched 3 more scoreless innings, raising his MLB record scoreless innings to begin a career to 30! At least we have one thing positive to talk about.
I tried to get a word with Huston as he left McAfee Coliseum... but thought twice
Being swept at home, to the god damn Royals has really put a damper on this season. On top of that, maybe the one guy that had some trade value, has been absolute shitty. His trade value has probably dropped to the same price as these 2 hookers seen with him in the photo. It really is sad, sad to see such a good young team be dismantled during a successfull season and then swept by the fucking Royals!
A’s have the day off tomorrow. Thank god. Also, the Big Hurt is expected back as soon as Friday. That is good news, maybe the A’s will score a couple runs now.
Cain is able, but Giants bats definitely are not
July 30, 2008 by Doyers Suck · 1 Comment
Matt Cain pitched another great game last night and the Giants gave him his typical run support…. nothing. The Giants managed only 5 hits and no runs against a career minor leagure and the doyers pen in a 2-0 loss at chavez-ravine. Cain pitched masterfully, giving up 1 earned run (the 2nd run was unearned and replays showed it should have never been allowed) on 5 hits through 7 innings. Cain clearly has hit his stride, as his 2.09 ERA in six July starts demonstrates. For the first time in his career, he walked none for the second start in a row.
The Giants have given Matt Cain the third-worst run support in the National League at just over three runs a game.